We have a spare fridge. Beko fridge-only-no-freezer, fits in a standard undercounter space the size of a dishwasher or washing machine, works fine but is now redundant to our needs. Fetch from E17 and it's yours.
I tried upgrading my work machine to Ubuntu 12.04 this week. A fresh-off-the-CD Kubuntu took two to five seconds to respond to each mouse click. XFCE, of course, actually works and I can get shit done. KDE has gone batshit with much the same effects as GNOME's previous descent. PleaseXFCEdon'tgoinsanepleaseXFCEdon'tgo