I've blood to spill and a tale to tell. I've got a rhythm that comes from Hell!

Second round of interview questions when I've gathered a few more. For now, the B-Movie Poll!

[Poll #145204]

It's been another domestic week. I have a busily dull life. Tonight arkady came over and fed redcountess and I steak. The wedding is coming together - must book pub for reception. (I fear you will be buying your own drinks, because we is po'.) We're having the most appalling string of beautiful spring summer's spring days. Our flat is a lemon even unto the garden, which is infested with deadly nightshade. (Crack open the Agent Orange!) We are ridiculously broke - if I'm going to be this poor, I should at least get to be unemployed as well. I mean, really. But life clatters along with lots of good bits.

Brassiere, in Rome.

• Another Slashdot story. I am so very glad to be living on an island with readily available broadband.

• Tech support haiku:

  Take your computer
  Now throw it out your window
  and please kill yourself.

• Boring Friday? (courtesy corsetboy)

• A submission for Poems On The Underground.

B-Movie tonight. arkady is likely to put swirlies on redcountess and I. Rose's camera will be present. It will likely be quite warm - I suggest you wear three straps and some gauze.

Some time over the weekend, Liz and I will be out looking at local pubs re: piling in tens of people for post-wedding drinks. There are a few nice local options a short stagger from the register office.

It's an appallingly nice day out there. Work is a grievous offence against ME ALMIGHTY.