Put a little love in your heart.
There are two other Australians on my team at work, and we enjoy confusing the locals with phrases like "cone of silence".
I'm home today and missing out on what started as an apparently straightforward Apache server setup. Their initial request may as well have ended "and a pony." Further "clarifications" so far have added a long neck, two humps — no, make that three — and stripes. Yesterday morning I installed the propeller. A pony designed by four-year-olds on Red Dye No. 1. Don't feed sugar to developers.
Reading LiveJournal feels like work. My journal bores even me. "I went to work. Then I came home and played with my baby daughter, who has achieved X trivial stage of development and I am SO PROUD." I shall have to include more hot smut and so forth. Anyone got any? Getting some cock lately, which is nice.