And so this is Thursday.

• Audiophile levels of snake oil for wine: Biodynamics.

• Judicial poetry.

• Photo: pimp my trabant; series of tubes; i'm a celebrity get me out of here; i'm too sexy for the snow; saving throw against everything; can you tell me how to get; smile, maser loves u.

• NotN: George Lucas to unveil lolcat Star Wars; New psychotherapy to treat Strictly Come Dancing; Internet Explorer will not fill your computer with child porn; British business doomed as working week cut to 48 hours; Film and TV producers call for action on file-sharing; Aston Martin designs new Routemaster; Scientists confirm: normal people still Nazis at heart; Pagans flock to Stonehenge for winter solstice.

On holiday. Bloody exhausted by it so far. Shopping not done either. SEND MORE BRAAAINS. I would love to be down the pub tonight, but there is far too much to do here. And I've done something to my right wrist (fnarr), which doesn't help at all. Whine.

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