Dry.

• I showed Freda this and got my laptop back about fifteen minutes later. But only because arkady put it on her laptop.

• Insanely classy thread found on 4chan! (NSFW for porn adverts.)

• The Conservapedia Bible Project has finished its translation of Revelation. WHAT.

• Barack Obama says: "I'm tired of your motherfucking shit." (audio)

• NewsTechnica: Daily Mail causes, cures cancer; US builds "loving, caring" fortress in middle of London. Yay, wrote something, go me.

ARGH OTHER NIPPLE RING FALLEN OUT it is a TRAGEDY a TRAGEDY. My tits are now held on only by willpower! I'll leave them to heal and get 'em redone in December or January or so. Bah. Meh.

(Obviously I need more nanobots.)

I am now somewhat recovered, but am working from home for the rest of the week as norovirus remains its ridiculously infectious self for a few days after symptoms stop, and taking out the entire department (and possibly building) with biological warfare would probably be bad, and they're actually nice and I like them. Similarly, I will not be at Vagabonds on Saturday as the vomiting liquishits would be a most unfortunate goth club lurgy to be patient zero of. And nyecamden has indeed caught it and has a most vivid and detailed post on the subject which you probably don't want to read.