reddragdiva | A Preſent from Ankh-Morpork.

Eight years ago, hirez essayed an exercise in epistemic empiricism: just how dumb does a sack of hammers actually sound? He took the result and did his own quick hack with FruityLoops, such as it was.

LMMS is so the spiritual heir of FL: defective in every way, but cheap and cheerful. This mix was a remarkably entertaining couple of hours when I should have been doing actual work. Here's to shitty speakers!