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hairyears ([personal profile] hairyears) wrote in [personal profile] reddragdiva 2015-04-13 09:16 pm (UTC)

To the airlocks: in space, no-one can hear you scrum

Go on: try defining 'phased delivery' without resorting to "Like 'Live prototyping' but with even bigger fuckups and no roadmap for remediating them".

Or try 'Adaptive release' as: "We'll packaged three releases, each with slightly fewer of the *annoying* bugs, and the users will be so grateful that they overlook the missing functionality."

Will maniacal laughter do for any mention of 'Security' in Agile?
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