Getting away with it.

[reddragdiva]

Feeling utterly unmotivated to write any NewsTechnica. Nothing is filling me with telly-smashing rage of late.

The problem is a lack of deadline. Even being paid literally pennies for writing one each and every day got my arse in gear. Now I have complete freedom and no deadlines for anything, so no output. And the actual readership of the site is about the same with no new content. (Trundling along around 4500 UVs a month, which is approximately fuck-all.)

On the other hand, here's the top five search engine phrases that have led people to the site so far this month:

1. "nigella lawson tits"
2. "abbott bible"
3. "nigella tits"
4. "nigella lawson breasts"
5. "nigella big tits"

Suggestions of things that fill you with telly-smashing rage welcomed. The above list fills my mind with appalling imagery.

Update: So of course I promptly wrote one.

Comments

[ewx]

“Scientists have invented an equation that…”

[reddragdiva]

Done.

[ideological_cuddle]

Well, the search stats make it pretty clear what your audience wants, so why not write more about Nigella Lawson's breasts? Possibly with Tony Abbott's bible between them?

[feanelwa]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11118152
ISPs cannot supply identities of online stalkers or do anything useful at all, yet for some reason can locate to the millimetre anybody who downloads a single song. Because personal safety is peanuts compared to the utter moral outrage of EMI not receiving 42p. My god they might even have to buy a pair of pants from a normal shop one day like those plebs they sell auto-tuned crap to.

Twatman McStupidface from online security firm YouDidn'tWantToUseIRCDidYouHahaha was quoted as saying "It's all them wimmin's fault anyway being out on the internet when they should be in the kitchen washing my pants. If you all wore burkas and stayed indoors all day with the windows boarded up we'd have none of this nonsense".

I am saying pants a lot today. Pants pants pants.

[reddragdiva]

Actually, they can't track songs - it's not the ISPs doing that (it's the record companies trying to read numbers from filesharing sites and programs, and frequently getting it wrong), and that's why they are bitterly resisting the record companies. Thus, what follows doesn't actually follow.

[loosechanj]

Nothing is filling me with telly-smashing rage of late.

This is how I know I am truly living in the future.