"Oh! When they play the music too slow my heart falls into the cold and the ice has come again!"

[reddragdiva]

• If only this could happen to your boss.

• More Nemi in English.

• Micropayments still suck. Fame or fortune: pick one.

• The power of anal contraction.

redcountess does not have the job as of tomorrow. But has a prospect of being called in the next few weeks. (Call-centre temp stuff.) Which is the worst of a 'no' and a 'yes.' She is still teh 'l33t, though.

We want to go to B-Movie tomorrow, but are po'. Liz has forbidden me from funding our admission selling blowjobs in the streets of Kings Cross, so is anyone rich enough to spring for both of us to get in? I put out!

Tonight I feed soup to a sick arkady.