"If you're doing data entry and not jerking off five times a day, you're probably dead."

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I started using the above quote the first time I worked data entry, in 1997. (Not the ridiculously-paid audio typing, just per-hour temping.) I'm sure the concept it expresses isn't original. But unless someone can point me at the source, I HEREBY CLAIM FOR PURPOSES OF ATTRIBUTION that precise wording.