Was your day hard? You can barely answer.

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Answers:

tintintin - Academia or the civil service are the only things that spring to mind. Consider an MBA.
arkady - Probably around 1995, 1996.
kalinichta - I ate them.
valkyriekaren - This might be a contender. (I have no idea if this got anywhere.)
ogw - Not running it at home any more.
gruamach - To keep their mouths from getting sunburnt.
liz_lowlife - Eighth. A small party with my family and a couple of friends and a cake.
nisaba - An uncharacteristic attack of good taste, I expect.
elixxir - Magic 8 Ball says: IT IS CERTAIN. Got plans? Huh? Huh?
medakse - I would say certain people at certain times. Maybe certain music. I'm measuring in strength of personal reaction here.
fluffymormegil - There's not enough napalm in the world.
perverse_idol - Having lost 10kg, it no longer dances without me. Should I learn?
nils - I get fifty-four.
zey - No, I can't. See answer to fluffymormegil.
vatine - Yes, because they are all good.
smilesnspiders - End of March, tentatively. Not even booked yet ...
ali_anarres - When a mummy and daddy love each other very much, they get drunk and they fall into bed and they forget something, and there you go!
ejde - Depth and general high quality.
daneel_olivaw - Alison Whyte, an Australian TV actor. She doesn't generally spend her public time naked, though.
raven_ - That's ... appallingly plausible! We shall let you know ...
damerell - We certainly intend to be at B-Movie. And I have never tripped over a tree.

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