We'll fly the nights! We'll gash the haunts! We'll knife the caul! We'll jump the fire!

• That's quite enough slash, thank you. Thank you.

• The latest in click-through licensing: when they don't just not send you a copy of the license in question, they actually can't.

Thunderbird is the coolest geek toy. I can't believe some of you whiny virus-spreading Microsoft users still try to justify your grossly unsanitary computing habits. I've been having hours of fun sorting and categorising the 4000+ mails that were on Thingy and the 800+ that were on Velvet. And teaching it what is and isn't spam. Today I saw it eat its first piece of spam and send it to Heck. I was so proud!

I am in serious need of a decent computer chair. And am appalled at the flimsy crap sold by PC World and Office World. I am in need of leads. Second hand office furniture stores accessible by Tube would be of tremendous interest.