The gravedigger's work is almost done.

As s0b puts it, "The first day back in the office hurts like jetlag." I have shown up, which I think fulfils my obligations; anything else will be negotiated on a case by case basis. I've got a phone full of voice mail I'm hiding from. There's a week of backed-up crap to deal with, as maladministered by NT Muppets.

I have just told Esteemed NT Muppet to do as I say or I'll cough in his keyboard.