How to apply for remote system access.

1. Get the PDF from the intranet. This is the sort with fields you can fill in electronically.

2. Print it out.

3. Fill it in by hand (with the handwriting of a child).

4. Scan it.

5. Drop the scan into a PowerPoint slide.

6. Email that to us.

At least he didn't then drop the .ppt into a Word document, zip it and email us that.

In a darkened cinema, I'll give you pleasure in the stalls.

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