The art of persuasion.

Sending me a stroppy email saying how very right you were to splatter badly-spelled advocacy over the wiki and why, and ending said email with a boilerplate paragraph on why I should send not one but two replies to get through your email whitelisting system, will definitely get me doing whatever you think is a good idea.

I have friends with Asperger's. You, on the other hand, are a fuckhead.