Take me to the hotel, Johanna (and let's trash the joint).

• Masturbate your way to wealth! (courtesy untermensch)

• allezbleu's main competitor on the Bizarre Babes has actually been buying banner ads to push her rating up. If you haven't voted yet, please do so.

• Go to download and treasure mickmercer's latest issue of The Mick. Thank you.

redcountess is feeling particularly perky and WANTS TO SEE PEOPLE DAMMIT! So we will likely be going to the Ben Crouch this evening for the Sluts meet. I'll be going there from work, probably arriving 6:30-7pm. arkady will likely come too. See you there!