You were wearing those leather boots. I'd hid them on the floor.

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You Know You're A G*th When you can talk on IRC and write on LiveJournal perfectly well without leaving black smudges on your keyboard from your wet nails.

Today, arkady, hawkeviper and I went to the London Fetish Fair. It's five quid to get in and it's held in a pub. Bliss. Arkady is a pr3v3rt and was entirely in her element. She has nice fresh pink hair too. We saw valkyriekaren and wechsler there as well. redcountess was too unwell to make it out (which is why she couldn't make incy's birthday do and why I didn't make Slimelight), but I did get her a bondage bear.

Arkady and Tony are hitting the Dev later and I may well make it there also.