And he lights up the proceedings and raises the temperature. Flame on!

• "There Is Nothing Like A Dame", roleplayers' version (courtesy davywavy).

I curse the sun and all its works in these far northern latitudes. I do not appreciate being woken at five. It's nearly seven and already about a zillion degrees with the accompanying humidity.

The cat is an annoyingly creative little bugger and managed to get out overnight. When we buy a house, it will have a cat flap.

Rocknerd is active once more. Having not touched the site in nearly a month, I decided by executive fiat to make Ms. 45 and redcountess site editors. You know, applying basic rules of Internet community building. Shall I register an IRC channel on FreeNode? That'd be fun (FSVO). One day people will talk on #uncyclopedia too.