The mangy cats growling in their cages.

Coughing up yellow slime, dammit. Don't expect me to be out at B-Movie tonight. Or indeed all weekend. Two damn weeks off sick. I'll be having a quiet time communing with the new laptop and trying to rest.

I spent yesterday morning doing the poster for My Own Private September. The article needs two more paragraphs — I haven't actually seen the film, so if anyone can point out other important subplots to take off please do. It also needs more cowbell in general.

I am spending the day in bed with my lovely laptop and Liz next to me. Browser, IRC, VLC, headphones and my music collection. Neo has flooped on my chest as well.

Update: Just back from doctor with a week's high dose amoxycillin. Now to do nothing.

Junk sculpture turning back to junk.

We have a laptop for arkady! Not too bad a deal. My internal wireless card also arrived today and I'll test it over the weekend. I'm still keeping an eye out for an N410c that works except the screen. And the outboard battery for the N410c and M300. (Just missed two, annoyingly.) Anyone want assistance securing a 'l33t little laptop? I haven't much else to do with my time than stalk eBay ...

I should probably work on more Uncyclopedia. Someone has pointed out that the article I just put up should be called My Own Private IPO; I've just redone the poster. (.xcf uploads are now allowed on Uncyclopedia.) I've also started an ideas page, for topics that seem uncyclopedic.

redcountess and Arkady are off to a dollie meet in Croydon tomorrow. I shall be convalescing. Shooting trolls on Wikipedia is proving tremendous fun also.

I hope you all had a wonderful time at B-Movie and got drunk and snogged and got laid. Bastards.