Stars have their moment and then they die.

• There are people who don't like the current Wikipedia death star puzzle globe logo. It won a competition; the second choice became the Wikimedia Foundation logo, the third became the Mediawiki logo. But I found this page and achieved cognition on why graphic designers get paid money. BBC 1973 Test Pattern-Pedia. Um, no. Diesel Sweeties-pedia. Wikipedia infects your brain. Um, really, no. Huh? Solves global warming. The "W" is for "WTF?" Let's get Britannica to sue us, not just slander us! Stylised-turd-o-pedia. Gary-Numan-album-cover-pedia. The sun shines out of our encyclopedia. Wikipediamon! Gotta delete 'em all!

• Uncyclopedia is, of course, not to be outdone. Hell no.

• I am so going to Hell. Then they'll dig another Hell under it just so they can kick me out of the first one. (NOT BRAINSAFE. DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK. But if you do and have an Uncyclopedia login, please vote for it on VFH.)

Still unemployed, but job interviews appear to be happening. Good. Still unwell, which is PISSING ME OFF. I actually glanced at my LJ friends list today, but keep reminding me of important news. Chatted to narnee this evening, who has been having a sucky time; I didn't outdo her with "I can't smoke any more", but it was a good try.

Camera dude is now unsuspended, but I phoned him today and he was evasive as fuck. I have formally notified eBay I want out of the deal, and it should help that I did say so in my first communication (while he was still suspended), which they answered. In any case, we'd rather risk our first negative than send a hundred and twenty-six quid off into the aether. In the meantime, I successfully stalked and captured this, which I'm sure will gain at least some of the wintrmute seal of approval (even if it barrels more than the fatter 500). w00t!