Shakin hands was like shakin a hot, fat, oily bone.

I slept fitfully for a few hours suffering from purring cats and a film of sweat that just wouldn't go away and gave up at 5:30am. Praying for rain. I just ( fetched Arkady from Paddington. )

It's about a zillion degrees out and a zillion percent humidity. Dinner will be takeaway ice cubes, I think.

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