Oct. 5th, 2006

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Monday: Start this.
Wednesday: find this.

(neither work or brain safe)

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The fourth little pig is a sysadmin, so builds a house of gaffer tape and string. The wolf laughs and laughs at this ludicrously inelegant and ill-presented non-design, and huffs and puffs and huffs and puffs and huffs and puffs until some string comes loose and pulls some gaffer tape with it, which proceeds to wrap itself around the wolf, who struggles until it encases him and he suffocates. The fourth little pig wanders out, put some fresh gaffer over the bit that came off and puts the wolf's body next to the rubbish bins for collection.

Moral: Heed whatever friend BOFH says, including what he doesn't say.

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