Hunnel.

The Hunnel (French: le tunnel sous le monde) allows quicker access to Hell than previously available. One can visit Hell and pick out future residency without first dying. It also allows people to dig their way into Hell before being forced into it.

The Hunnel was funded by the European Union. Construction and excavation began in 2004. The first tunnel was completed in August 2005 and the second should be completed by 2007.

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