Time considered.

• Some sicko has nominated Zombie Bukkake for the front page. I hope all of you with Uncyclopedia logins will go forth to add an opinion.

• Goth social fallacies (courtesy ali_anarres).

I do enjoy this recovery from illness thing. The illness sucks, and ignoring the housework only means more headaches later, but my goodness it's nice to relax. It's almost like ... being on holiday.

I appear to have lost my eloquence (yes, I checked behind the couch) and welcome suggestions.