Self-emasculating girly man takes wife's name.

SODOM, California, Friday (UNN) — Pussyman Bidet isn't married to his last name. In fact, his fiancée, Diana Female-Supremacist, decided before they wed that he would take hers. But Bidet was stunned to learn that he couldn't simply become "Pussyman Female-Supremacist" when they married in 2005.

Instead, in California, a man who wants to take his wife's name must file a petition, pay more than $300, place a public notice for weeks in a local newspaper for scourging by rightly aggrieved neighbours and then appear before a judge with a view to having his sanity and danger to the public assessed.

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Internet "FBI agent" turns out to be 12yo girl.

DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE, Washington DC, Friday (UNN) — Fears about abusers "grooming" officers of the law and hence wasting police time have thrown the spotlight on hugely popular web-based social networking communities like MySpace, Bebo and Wikipedia. In one recent case, a "fellow agent" turned out to be a twelve year old girl who regularly roamed the sites in search of delicious candy.

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