The moral of this song must be: there never has been one.

Holy gosh, I've caught up on LJ. How did that happen?

Here's the latest UnNews from me that I haven't posted in full here:

• Capita letter-bombed, entire UK population suspected (today)
• Wiltshire police in panty promo (today)
• Coroner censures Network Rail for providing too much warning (today)
• Germany joins Axis Of Evil with rest of Europe (3 Feb)
• PlayStation 3 European launch announced (30 Jan)
• Brain's "addiction centre" found (30 Jan)
• Courts turn to Uncyclopedia, but selectively (29 Jan)
• John Reid: "Oh fuck, not the Home Office" (28 Jan)
• Priests battle "printing press" pirates (27 Jan)
• Cognac and iPod ban for North Korea (27 Jan)
• Another internet "FBI agent" turns out to be 12yo girl (25 Jan; someone on #uk_goffs thought this was real; I'll be kind and not say who)
• Gimp group objects to K-Fed ad (25 Jan; I particularly liked the audio version)

These two were written by damien_wise and tidied up by me:

• "One hu-man at a time" scheme dropped in favour of new stealth vehicle (written when he saw the picture)
• WoW fans disappointed with Vista (I made the pic for this one)

And I did in fact win the Foolitzer Prize for January. AND BLOODY DESERVED IT.

If I had a photograph of you.

I haven't done a ( photo post in a while. )