There is no fire in your glass eye.

Unwell and bored silly. This morning I sneezed bright yellow slime. I really shoulda gotten antibiotics yesterday. Also I can't talk.

Today has been Indie Rock Day. Both discs of Do The Pop! and almost the complete works of the Gun Club. Jeffrey Lee Pierce was a rock'n'roll genius, but by crikey I wish they'd had Alsihads when he was recording. See that thing, Jeffrey? That's the note you're not hitting.

No baby as yet. Tension! Tomorrow is 37 weeks.

So how was Betty Ford Clinic? GIVE ME REPORTS! NEWS! PHOTOS! PEOPLE YOU SNOGGED FOR ME!