Transport to central.

• Don't read this if you're in the UK.

• IBM 1401 Mainframe, The Musical.

• World's best embarrassing small child story.

• Sexiest picture ever.

• Boycott the NSPCC.

i_beloved is in town! I will fill myself with drugs in order to meet up with her tomorrow evening.

I am at home on call. I have a cold. Freda and arkady returned with a cold from one of Arkady's other daughters, so I am now suffering the effects. This may bugger my weekend, which would suck. Blurgh.