Party party. Party.

• The BBC's scientific profanity list (and original PDF report).

You know parenthood is dissolving your brain when you find yourself saying "Oh, what a perfect little yawn!"

I plan to go to Betty Ford Clinic tomorrow. For tango as well. What are you doing this weekend?

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And no, we're not getting a Harry Potter delivered to the club at midnight. Although I'll be most pleased to take delivery of a Hermione if you have one handy.