Lolcat has only got one ball.

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Today I have been blogging, mostly shrinking and queueing up new pics on DailyPic.co.uk. Going to two a day so it's less work.

A date with nyecamden has been cancelled as arkady is still ill and Freda is still full of energy and all over the place. It's all a bit Sunday.

It was 4pm and it was dark, cold and rainy. This is ridiculous.

Lolcat has only got one ball
Walrus has two but very small
O RLY? says NO WAI SRSLY!
And Mr Goatse has no to see at all.