It's beginning to look a lot like fish men.

• NotN: WEF moots Cthulhu-led recovery.

• Cracked to MAD: HA-ha!

The teenagers have new haircuts. It appears eighties haircuts are back in fashion (though dyed black), as are skinny-fit polyester shirts (also black). They refuse to believe this; we'll save pointing them at Sheena Easton videos until they're really asking for it. (Then they'll adopt the look, but in black. "My baby takes the emo train ...")

Tonight, nyecamden and I are off to Vagabonds. You?