Moving on up.

• How to brew beer in a coffee maker. Be the most popular person on the oceanographic research vessel!

• NotN: Republicans expel infidels and traitors.

Despite the largely science-fictional nature of the apparently-ghosted-by-Haynes service manual, arkady last night managed to disassemble and reassemble redcountess's TiBook, reseating all connectors. The video is still displaying random bursts of electronic poop (loose joint or similar), so it's probably the logic board on the way out. A new laptop or netbook will have to wait until Liz is back from Australia. Finding several hundred quid in the street would help too kthx.

Three bleaches later and the younger teenager's hair is still ginger. "Useful life lesson" time!

Bored, bored, bored. Out of intarwebs. Feeling medium-poopy and had to postpone a date with nyecamden. Please entertain me.