Notes to self.

• The 2009 Lyttle Lytton Contest.

• Found on Uncyclopedia: Objectivism-Oriented Programming.

Or, y'know, I could just get the working hard disk from the other N410c. Fucksake. Now using Kubuntu 7.10, not booted in 526 days. You can't get updates for 7.10 any more. When Freda's finished watching telly, I'll download a 9.10 ISO.

( Assorted leftovers from Usenet in 2006. )