Collapse board.

• Just when you thought you'd heard all the egregious App Store stories.

• NotN: Labour to put CCTV in worst 24.7 million households; Banks utterly surprised to be paying squillions in bonuses again; Did Jesus reveal the name of the "antichrist"?; More women binge drinking real ale; Twitter crashes for ninety minutes, nerds traumatised.

This week has been taking care of arkady during the joys of swine flu and going for job interviews. One in the City, one with a place running Debian (which I didn't get), one with all the servers and junior and mid-level sysadmins in another country and one tomorrow with a media company. This is good. Particularly as the three months' payoff is up this month. I COULD DO THAT. GI'S A JOB. GO ON, GI'S IT.

Freda finally got to see a dentist on Wednesday and is now on the waiting list for fillings and extractions. She was very good, mostly. We're pleased this is being attended to at last.

This weekend, buh. I'm doing something with nyecamden on Sunday, not sure what. Send brains.