Hard left.

• Rocknerd: lupus; Hell freezes over.

SNOW!!!

Last night I got mugged, for the first time ever. Five odious little scrotes after what they could get. I'm fine, just very pissed off. HULK WRITE STERN LETTER. One punched me (they scattered when I swung back), breaking a filling. They got my headphones. My laptop hit the pavement and has a pile of scuffs and a really bad hole and crack in the case, but that's why work has insurance. The police popped around and were very nice and helpful. Dentist on Friday.

arkady bought me replacement Skullcandies off Amazon :-D

I stopped at the poundshop today and got £1 in-ear 'phones. They're pink with diamantes on them. "Stylish earphones with fab bling!" says the package. Surprisingly, they're complete shit. Who'da thunk?

Lunch with nyecamden today. He was just the tonic.

We have shown Freda "here is the church here, is the steeple, open the doors and there's all the people." BEST GAME EVER, BETTER THAN TV.