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• Wikileaks is in trouble, with less than a month's operating costs to hand. I gave them £50.

• NewsTechnica: Sony BMG beats Sony BMG to Christmas number one; Donaldson declares "brave new world" of spare parts; Lily Allen quits "talking complete bollocks"; Holy See declares unique copyright on priestly molestations; Microsoft Word recalled due to contamination.

That's it for work until Tuesday. Now to survive Christmas.

NewsTechnica is going from strength to strength, which is to say it looks pretty and might hit three figures of visitors a day. Do please tell your friends.

(I share a host with lemonparty.org and k-k-k.com, and there's a reason I didn't link either of those. As neither of the actual owners of the server in question have touched it in ages — which is why the logs were broken until I fixed them — it appears I am in fact the sysadmin for these venerable Internet landmarks. Oh dear. I thought the box was running CentOS, but it's increasingly apparent it's running this.)