Once in a lifetime.

• Guru rather fails to kill Indian rationalist live on television.

• A shirt we all need.

• Rocknerd: Dave Graney, 1992; Music critic oppressed by The Man; Mardi Picasso, 1994.

• Wikimedia blog: Trending topics; Link pile.

• NewsTechnica: Earth Hour activists "go green" by producing more CO₂; Prime Minister "shocked, shocked" at lobbying revelations.

ROCKNERD GOT FUCKING MALWARED AARGH You know how you should always keep WordPress bang smack up to date? Yeah, do that.

I feel productive for actually having written things! Now to try to keep it up. News stories that induce telly-smashing rage, be sure to let me know.

Tomorrow I go back to work. The end of the week and the weekend have alternated sitting around and cleaning stuff.

It's spring apparently because I have a crush on faerierhona. (She is entirely aware of this. Don't worry, I want your luscious body too.) So I'm endeavouring to actually leave the house more. Have I tentatively said "yeah, we should meet up for a *pint* sometime" in the last, er, two or three years? If so, this is a great time to ping me.