Disco 2000.

• Apparently if you have a global flood on Earth, you have one on Mars too. What. WHAT.

We have a cleaner. And it's someone we know! All good!

I haven't written a NewsTechnica this month. A few ideas, no actual finished text.

Freda has worked out mice and pointers. She picks her own Peppa Pig videos. HaXX0ring imminent.

I am currently drunk on vodka and annoyed it isn't beer. I PHYSICALLY NEED TO GO OUT AND PARTY WITH DRUNK GOTHS. What's on this weekend?