Your hands flash back.

• You know the Lex Luthor cartoon that spawned "And That's Terrible"? Someone got it into canon.

• Good Guy Lucifer.

• Rocknerd: A Converse in a humanoid face, forever.

April 28th was our ninth anniversary, so arkady and I went to see The Pirates! In An Adventure With Scientists. It was pretty good, the American money only adding slight suck. We recommend it. Afterwards we went to the Red Lion E11 where I first used an NFC card to actually buy stuff with, and found it most disconcerting to have my money vanish without a PIN.

Freda is five in a couple of weeks. We need to proof the house, and the cats, against an onslaught of five-year-olds.