All fool's day.

[reddragdiva]

• I have written a new Uncyclopedia article. I wish to propagate the meme "blue-suited spirochetes."

Our elderly ex-stray cat Tabs has just had his first vet visit since we got him! He got blood tests, will need his teeth cleaned and needs an X-ray. He has three meals a day, doesn't put on weight and has chronic diarrhoea. He has a heart murmur. His back legs have muscle wastage. Old cats, eh? The vet bill means Tabs is arkady's present this Christmas, birthday and Bosič. Good thing I have money now.

Anyone got a spare drumkit they could lend us? The younger teen has formed a band (exercising the musical talent inherited from both parents) and their drummer doesn't actually have a kit of her own ...

Comments

[vampwillow]

Is that "exercising" or "exorcising" there?

[greylock.livejournal.com]

Kids today. What's wrong with a drum machine? Or a 40 gallon drum? T'were good enough in 1981...

[baljemmett.livejournal.com]

Article promptly forwarded to, well, pretty much everyone I know who has to put up with Bogus Notes. Good stuff.

Lotus Notes

[tcpip.livejournal.com]

Sir, you are very clever indeed.

[xlerb.livejournal.com]

I have written a new Uncyclopedia article.

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

[reddragdiva]

These ones appear to like the idea of songwriting and musicianship. :-O

[alixandrea.livejournal.com]

We have, in theory, two drumkits in our house, neither of which are being used. I'll ask The Boss what he thinks about lending/selling one of them to you and see what he says. :-)

[reddragdiva]

Fetching it might be several bags of arse, depending on the girl's ability to get hold of transport. But thank you!

[alixandrea.livejournal.com]

*Have van, will travel* (for diesel and possibly beer) ;-)