The air is much too thick for seeing but not thick enough for leaning.

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• "Are you my mummy?" (courtesy hazejam)

• And another for the self-serving science collection. (courtesy sclerotic_rings, of course)

• Not that I would ever suggest this had any truth to it whatsoever.

• Apparently the neopagans were right about Christians. How annoying. (courtesy cavalorn, ihcoyc)

• Socrates, Aristotle, Thrasymachus and Alcibiades in Quentin Tarantino's Republic Dogs. (courtesy apiphile)

I need your assistance. I have house sale documents to be witnessed. According to the WA Transfer of Land Act 1893, they may be witnessed by: a notary public, an Australian consular officer (their hours are sorta inconvenient and I basically need to do this ASAP), an elected member of Parliament (ditto), a judge or magistrate, someone qualified and entitled to practice law, a doctor, a civil, electrical or mechanical engineer (?!), a school teacher, a university lecturer, the mayor of a town or city or a bank manager (not branch manager). Do any of you fit any of these (a few of you do) and are you available this weekend, though not tonight? (Note: "Please ensure your witness includes their full credentials or if available, they may include a stamp with their details.") Thank you!

Tonight redcountess and I hope to make it out to duster340's birthday drinks and dinner, if Liz doesn't melt in the heat.

I am MAN Man, the superhero with the powers of a Man. As well as grunting, farting and drinking beer, these include conducting an emergency cleaning of arkady's flat. It is now luvverly. There's floor space and everything. Arkady and I give our profuse thanks to hairyears, neonchameleon and barbedwirekiss for their hard labour on her behalf!

(Now Liz says I can't ever get out of housework at home. Bugger.)