Mutiny in heaven.

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And you thought Xenu was batshit. Check out Chris Owen's latest masterpiece of understatement: Space opera in Scientology doctrine. I urge you to spread this link to every blog, forum and news site you can, particularly in association with any discussion whatsoever of Tom Holmes and Katie Cruise. We're going to polish it up over the next week and then nominate it for Featured Article status. Which puts it in the pool the front page feature is drawn from. MuWAAhahahaha.

Update: Chris has just linked it from the front page, in the "Did You Know" section. Oh boy.