Forever backward forever forward alright.

[reddragdiva]

It's officially Anal Sex Month! Celebrate!

(This post is for all those who are sick of me going on about geeky things and want my journal to feature more POUNDING MAN ON MAN ACTION. Applicants accepted below. So to speak. FACEFULLS* OF COCK FOR ALL!)

* as well

Comments

[also-huey.livejournal.com]

Oh come now (HAHAHAHA I KILL MYSELF) let's not be sexist. There are many fine strap-on products available for our wonderful female friends! Why should they be left out? Let's everybody celebrate the ass!

[shamus9999.livejournal.com]

My boss is contemplating just that. I'm an app developer/admin for a call center's ("We know which side of the pond HE'S from!") helldesk ticket tracking application. She was just thinking about putting me on the phones as well. Hopefully it's just a passing fancy of hers. Otherwise I'll soon be "pursuing opportunities elsewhere".

[seahorsemystic.livejournal.com]

Yea! For anal sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[phelyan.livejournal.com]

Can I get my piles to heal first, please?

[rosefox]

My Nexus and I will boldly and bravely volunteer. I can handle the peril!

[bar-bar-ella.livejournal.com]

While I applaud the having of an entire month dedicated to anal sex (and will, in fact, be posting up a new chapter featuring hot git-on-brat action later today), I feel this overwhelming urge to declare the month's spokeswoman a complete fucking moron.


...has celebrated August as "Anal Sex month" because, as spokeswoman Niki Khanna says, "the month has a lot of A's."

Uh - it's got a staggering grand total of ONE.


...she says the big challenge is convincing people that the activity doesn't "...have to involve penetration. Some people just like being touched on the tip."

The tip? I don't know what sort of weird-ass arse Ms Khanna has, but I have yet to encounter any sort of hole, anywhere either on the human body or in the world at large, that has a "tip".

How does a hole have a tip? *lightbulb* Unless it's landfill, of course...

*pause* Eww.

[phelyan.livejournal.com]

I have a tip with a hole...

I think she confused it with oysters and mussles and months with an 'r' in them...

[also-huey.livejournal.com]

Uh - it's got a staggering grand total of ONE.
and
How does a hole have a tip? *lightbulb* Unless it's landfill, of course...

Are you suggesting that she doesn't know her As from a hole in the ground?

[angharad.livejournal.com]

[insert joke about pirates here]

[sharplittlteeth.livejournal.com]

The tip? I don't know what sort of weird-ass arse Ms Khanna has, but I have yet to encounter any sort of hole, anywhere either on the human body or in the world at large, that has a "tip".

At the risk of being a boring pendant, the anus isn't a hole. It's the end of long tube - the tip of the digestive system.

As for the A thing- presumably January was already taken by jism-month.

[ex-unagothae16.livejournal.com]

I shall begin celebrating immediately! (But I already was, so ummm...yeah.)

[bar-bar-ella.livejournal.com]

But the opening of a tube is a hole, is it not? A tube with no hole is never going to have anything get into it.

"Some people just like being touched on the tip of the digestive system" sounds incredibly romantic. :)

[phelyan.livejournal.com]

Is it? Awwww, I missed it.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Just gimme an ass, and I'll fuck it.

[reddragdiva]

OMG WTF OGW IS ASS DEPRIVED

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Fuckable hole deprived is more like it.

[gashinryu.livejournal.com]

*eyes blaadyblah*

This is definitely worth investigating further. Again. ;-)

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

POUNDING MAN ON MAN ACTION.

[y]!

[lothie.livejournal.com]

Where's my strapon?

[arkady.livejournal.com]

How about pounding doll-on-doll action? After all, Diva-kun is anatomically correct....

[reddragdiva]

I can't believe you posed the dolls doing the nipple thing. Well, I can, it's you.

At the party last night, tga was shocked and amazed to discover that I like the cock. He'd actually thought I was completely straight. o_0

[arkady.livejournal.com]

Talk about a malfunctioning gaydar... Where on earth did he get that idea from? It's not like it was a secret or anything - the fact that you can be frequently found snogging just as many men as women at B-Movie should have been a giveaway, for a start!

Still, the fact he was at the party just confirms I was right to stay home.

[reddragdiva]

It was a bit young and shallow; you were really not in the right mood at all.

[arkady.livejournal.com]

To be honest I don't think I'd ever realy be in the right mood for a party like that.

[reddragdiva]

*ahem* Point.

CELEBRATE THE ASS WITH ESSELLE BLAIZE!

[(Anonymous)]

Just thought I'd throw this url in since "Celebrate the Ass" was mentioned. This is a female rapper named Esselle Blaize and she has a HOT track called just that! Her name website is listed above for you if you want to check her out. But below is where I found her track.

http://music.msn.com/album/?album=43839686