Words of advice for young people, from a clapped-out old clubbing queen: Preparation H. Smear a bit under your eyes when you've had one for the road and one on the road and one by the side of the road and three in the gutter and double-dropped and you have to be at work (at least in body) in four hours. You will look much brighter-eyed than you feel. Not just for dangling arse veins any more!