Skirt the out-skirts.

[reddragdiva]

Yesterday, arkady and I got up nice and early to go annoy the Scientologists. A fairly quiet one this time; we only had the Cult of Greed and Power leaflet, not the Xenu article or my planned one based on Space opera in Scientology doctrine. One very bored-looking young beat bobby. The clams' 'l33t OT p0w3rz sadly caused our PA's battery to run flat, and they then put out a loud radio to try to drown us out (not playing the amazing musical works of L. Ron Hubbard) which then drowned out their own attempts to lure the public in. I handed out leaflets at a good old pace shouting, "Anti-Scientology leaflets! Protect yourself from Scientologists! Save your mind and wallet!" We finished up a bit after three. Hopefully we set the tone for their 6:30pm Auditor's Day celebrations.

We wandered Tottenham Court Road, found a spare USB cable for Arkady's camera (could they just use a standard USB micro-B plug? Nooo, Fuji had to come up with their own) and fell over a leather shop. We saw and tried on THE COATS OF OUR DREAMS. Hers is Underworld (you may now call her Arkady Beckinsale) and mine is Matrix. The shoulders are a bit big, but of course I can just buff up a bit further. I've already gone back up to size 20 in T-shirts. (Here's to that having a body thing.) The guy's salesmanship was immaculate — particularly the bit where he looked at me and picked the right size and style. Top Range, basement 53 Oxford Street, W1R 1RD, 020 7494 2355. Recommended.

We got food at an Aberdeen Steak House. I can see you snickering already. The red raw meat was good, the service was hideous. We shoulda thought of Belgo.

We failed to make chrysaphi's housewarming through a lack of spoons all round. Bah!

Today redcountess was utterly devoid of spoons (and spent the day on debit card Internet retail therapy), so Arkady and I went to get our coats. The guy was very pleased his salesmanship had worked on us. OH MY GOD THESE COATS ARE GORGEOUS. £350 each, £600 the pair and worth every penny. I liked my old coat ... I love this one.

Clearing the credit card was long-winded and annoying — cheers to bank paranoia, less so when it's late and you're in a bloody hurry — so we got to Camden too late to properly check out short-sleeved mesh tops. We did try one at Dark Side with straps which was very tight and would have made many new friends at any gay club, but which was Not What I Was After. I'm after something like the fine-meshed one I have now, but as a sleeveless T-shirt. Steve's was no good either, and I can see why he has the reputation as a sleazebag he has. Cyberdog were completely clueless and useless, offering T-shirts in fluorescent pastel colours with mesh in. The shop in the front bit of Resurrection looked like it might have something, but there was no-one there willing to take our money. And I went to Cold Steel for a new nipple bead, but the thread is too small. Grah!

We adjourned to the Dev for a therapeutic pint or three. It's fun looking through your bag, counting the gadgets and realising cyberpunk is the present. Hi to mr_eleganza, who showed us his sword. (Being Danish, he's right into his Viking reenactments. And tried to lure Arkady in.) Arkady's bottom is truly spectacular in her PVC catsuit and I will do my level best to get an arsecon before the batteries run out. Arse icons being the new breast icons.

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[quiet000001.livejournal.com]

Your icon is unfairly taunting me as the boots in the foreground are ones I have wanted Forever. You evil person.

Also, one of these days I should go shopping with you and Arkady in camden, as it sounds much more fun than going on my own?

[vampwillow]

that reminds me ... I should really get around to watching disk 2 of the DVD set of Underworld ...


(so are you going to scare us all by telling us how much moolah they are on sale for?)

[reddragdiva]

Magic 8-Ball says: IT IS CERTAIN.

Let us know what you have for a schedule (allowing for spoons, etc) and we shall take you on out. And we must drag you to B-Movie. You shall go to the ball, young lady ;-)

[reddragdiva]

£350 each, he did us a deal for £600 the pair.

[vampwillow]

:: am suitably scared ::

eep!

[quiet000001.livejournal.com]

Is that a threat or a promise? *g*

This week coming up is See Doctors week, so hopefully I'll have an idea of what my daily schedule is going to be like shortly. (I suspect I will end up having to return to regular grilling as per before I went to the US, to sort my skin out again. Major time sink.)

When are the next few B-Movies?

[reddragdiva]

Second Friday of every month. That'll be 14th October and 11th November.

[quiet000001.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Probably won't be here for October, but November is a distinct possibility. :)

[reddragdiva]

Come down the weekend before and we'll take you to Camden for boots, then come down the B-Movie weekend and we'll take you out to play! You can crash on Arkady's couch and/or our spare bed. PARTY!

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

I have decided, if I ever muster up the cash to come visit you fine people it will be for the sole purpose of annoying scientologists. I can't seem to find very many here, and the Jehovah's Witnessess would be aqkward as I know many of them.

[quiet000001.livejournal.com]

It is a tentative plan. :) I would pencil you in, but I have no calendar. Something I must fix. :)

[reddragdiva]

Sounds good. Actually, the boot expedition could be any weekend between now and then. Arkady says you have a PVC catsuit as well, which you will obviously have to be wearing to try the boots on. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[redcountess]

I'm always very polite when the JWs knock on our door, especially as they often are elderly Caribbean ladies, but firmly tell them I'm not interested.

[arkady.livejournal.com]

I bought a pair of those boots once; alas, I ended up selling them on eBay as the strap across the instep was in exactly the right place to rub my foot raw. A week of attenpting to persevere with them resulted in a nasty infected open sore; the first and last time I have ever attenpted platform boots.

I think they were just the wrong shape for my feet though; I know many other people who have never had any trouble with them at all. But I'll stick to my stilettos for now!

[girfan.livejournal.com]

Will you post photos of these coats?

[quiet000001.livejournal.com]

I rather expect to have the same problem with those boots as I had with my storm commandos, as it's effectively the same thing on a different sole- that is, that the straps, the top strap particularly, are too short for me. (Apparently, my calves are too big to be Goth.) On the ones I've got, I just had a cobbler replace the strap with longer ones. I'm not sure I want to bother with that hassle again, though.

I confess to also being slightly scared of the height of the platform on those. *g* I don't have anything quite that impressively platformy atm. :)

[quiet000001.livejournal.com]

But it's squeaky! :) (Also, the legs are too long. I keep meaning to hem them. I wonder what the best way to hem pvc is...)

[reddragdiva]

Oh, that's easy - you bring them over and arkady does it ;-)

[reddragdiva]

The Magic 8-Ball likes the chances!

[ickle-yuki.livejournal.com]

I want a leather coat... bah.. why do they have to be costly items. damn-it.

[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

Because cows eat a lot.