So fulla trash and rats!

[reddragdiva]

I have a theory (which is mine) that the so-called "IRA" bombings were done by foxes. They worked hard for all bins to be removed from London, so that the British would be trained to be litterbugs and there would be plenty of rubbish for the foxes to eat. They've already taken over the suburbs; when you see foxes in Oxford Street, you'll know they've won.

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[korenwolf.livejournal.com]

and Labour are actually in league with these foot soliders of doom, not convinced just check the hunting bill... destroying our ability to defend ourselves against these bushy tailed despoilers of our womenfolk!

[reddragdiva]

Oh my God, it's Labour making them cute!

[kineticfactory.livejournal.com]

Rumour has it that there's a cabal of furries in the Blair cabinet.

[haloj.livejournal.com]

They have already won. I saw a fox on Oxford Street at 4am whilst I was waiting at a bus stop.

[reddragdiva]

It's a good thing God has spoken on this one.

[reddragdiva]

OH NOES!!!1! PWNZ0R3D!¬!!11!!

[korenwolf.livejournal.com]

Let's see, evil, red, busy tailed... and aligned with foxes.

Case closed.

[korenwolf.livejournal.com]

"Busy tailed", gods I'm on some good stuff today (anti cold/flu stuff and lots of tea)

[arkady.livejournal.com]

And then some. I spotted one prowling the back yard behind the offices about 20 minutes ago whilst fetching a coffee prior to feeding the black labrador. (Figuratively speaking.)

[hairyears.livejournal.com]

Seen 'em on Kingsway, Bishopsgate, Threadneedle Street and Great St. Thomas Apostle. Anyone got recipes for fox?

[arkady.livejournal.com]

As is typical with most carnivores/scavengers, their meat is rather tough and somewhat unpalatable. And they're somewhat scrawny.

There's better eating on a hedgehog or squirrel.

[shamus9999.livejournal.com]

If you think foxes are bad I would happily send you several raccoons. I'll even throw in some coyotes.

[bellinghman.livejournal.com]

Thankfully, Disney is wrong, and we have as yet no raccoons in London. So don't be trying to fix that, you hear?

[shamus9999.livejournal.com]

All those werewolves must have overrun the 'coons' habitat.

[bellinghman.livejournal.com]

That's only 'cos they've been displaced by the vampires flooded out of NOLA.

[m0rbid-princess.livejournal.com]

What was a fox doing prowling round the yard while fetching a coffee?

[narnee.livejournal.com]

They've long since taken over the city centre of Glasgow.

[reddragdiva]

I'm now picturing foxes drinking from leftover cans of Tennants Super and picking fights with cats by barking in Drunk Glaswegian.

[arkady.livejournal.com]

Trying to bum cigarettes off the rats. It's a no-smoking office.