Here is the shovel that dug the hole.

[reddragdiva]

"He's so up himself he can do his lipstick from behind."

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_nicolai_/]

I'm a fan of:
Head so far up his arse he can see daylight down his nostrils

[hairyears.livejournal.com]

Forcible craniorectal eversion revealed that he was, in fact, his own subordinate's tongue with a better class of necktie.

[zotz]

I will never forget the day I saw a poster in the local deli advertising an entirely genuine new-age technique called cranio-sacral therapy. I hardly made it out of the shop alive.

[reddragdiva]

You really can find everything in Wikipedia.

[zotz]

Indeed so. I think this was a couple of years back, though, when you could only find most things in Wikipedia.