Hi, honey, I'm homo!

[reddragdiva]

Tonight I got home from work and redcountess had dinner ready for me. This is the first dinner she's been able to cook in three years.

:-D

The night is filled with the high-pitched screams of brass monkeys, so arkady will be staying over again.

:-D :-D

Comments

[hellsop.livejournal.com]

Keep everyone warm!

[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

Bah. I want lots of women too. Houseplants are crap space heaters.

Help is available

[topbit.livejournal.com]

Hi, honey, I'm homo!
http://www.hetracil.com/index.html (always read the Terms & conditions...)

[reddragdiva]

"Women are warm and cuddly, but gas heaters are cheaper and more reliable."

[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

Cuddly >> cheap.

[reddragdiva]

"Cheap, cuddly women!"

Put the call out on your journal. I think they call that the LazyWeb.

[feanelwa.livejournal.com]

Heh. I'm trying!

[reddragdiva]

Forget this ucam thing, you'll only get people you study with. Put up something like this:

"It is cold. I am lacking in warm cuddly women. Warm cuddly women reading this, or women reading this who would like a warm cuddly woman, should come over and cuddle me. The more the warmer and cuddlier. Right now, please. Thank you."

That should do the trick nicely.

[yellowrocket.livejournal.com]

Congrats to Liz on cooking dinner - she must be really pleased with herself :-)

[baljemmett.livejournal.com]

Grr, is alright for some, my bird's a hundred miles away (as usual) and I'm fecking chilly (as usual). *sigh*

[shamus9999.livejournal.com]

Don't go getting spoiled there, Darren Stevens.

[hairyears.livejournal.com]

So cuddly solitary happiness is attainable on a low budget by eating a lot, with extra beans, and buying a duvet with a low-permeability cover.

Whatever gets you through the night, I guess.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Really, he might lose the Peterson account.

Re: Help is available

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

I wonder if Panex (http://www.panex.com/) works on homoness too?

Re: Help is available

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Err, Panexa (http://www.panexa.com/).

Re: Help is available

[topbit.livejournal.com]

Wow.

They've actually managed to make that website look like it was made in the 1970's!

[redcountess]

I was, I'm paying for it today though!

[redcountess]

Heh, he doesn't have Endora for a m-i-l :-)