Quit waving that thing about! Come back!

[reddragdiva]

Today's inspiration: ZOMBIE SODOMITE PENIS. "Aaaarse ... aaaaaaaaarse ..."

Comments

[muddledslate.livejournal.com]

That's how I like my sodomite penises.

[phelyan.livejournal.com]

Just keep it under 5 inches...

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Hmm, wouldn't "Glaaaanss... glaaaans..." be more correct?

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

No, because what would a zombie sodomite penis be wanting with another zombie sodomite penis?

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

"The captain has turned on the 'overthinking' sign."

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

You're just mad you got it backwards.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Yes, clearly pointing to the head of the penis as the analogue for "brains" is "backwards" in your part of the world.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

I think you're the one that needs a clue. I refer to my original reply (http://www.livejournal.com/users/reddragdiva/271353.html?thread=3903737#t3903737).

[reddragdiva]

The penis's brains are clearly in the testicles.

[reddragdiva]

This is possibly the best topic ever for a flamewar, and I'm so glad I started it.

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

I suspect he was really thinking of heterozombie vaginas.

[strang-er.livejournal.com]

Well, i smirked.