Her legs are chafed by sticky wings.

[reddragdiva]

You're sooo goth you shit little bat shaped turds. And you're so indushtral their wings are bolted on.

— me to glitchdrei after she enthused about her all-black office stationery, in response to her calling me "clove boy"

Comments

[seph-hazard.livejournal.com]

My college stuff is pink. Does this qualify me as a tryhard nongoff? For which, yay?

[reddragdiva]

I'm afraid that makes you thyber.

[seph-hazard.livejournal.com]

Bugger.

[reddragdiva]

Only if you take enough ketamine and poppers at Slimelight.

[snowspinner.livejournal.com]

I am wearing shorts and a green button-down shirt. The last CD I listened to was folk music. And I'm reading LJ in an academic class on the nature of gossip and rumor in academia.

So what does that make me?

[reddragdiva]

You're an Encyclopaedia Dramatica admin. HTH! That or a Furry.

[snowspinner.livejournal.com]

I was afraid of that.

Speaking of which, that insult is why we should allow personal attacks on Wikipedia.

/wonders idly how many people are going to go vote against his arbcom candidacy JUST BECAUSE HE POSTED THIS HERE OMG

[seph-hazard.livejournal.com]

Oddly enough, there are a few people who have been trying to get me to go to Slimelight. (Nothing to do with LJ or anything like that but I did show one of them a pic of you online and apparently he vaguely recognises you but you've never spoken.)

Then another person from the same circle said "Oh good Lord, don't inflict that upon her. They're all wankers."

[reddragdiva]

I have an unduly high opinion of it because I got laid the first two times I went there.

[seph-hazard.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahahaha.

Don't think that getting-laid-at-random is a problem that either of these two men suffer from. That could explain it.

[reddragdiva]

Ah, so their bit is full of wankers!

[seph-hazard.livejournal.com]

Probably, yes.

In the unlikely event that I ever did go, I'm sure I'd be far more likely to be found in the bit where you lot are than in their bit. *flutters eyelashes*

[reddragdiva]

I'll let you know if I'm ever going soon ;-)

I am doing B-Movie tomorrow!

[seph-hazard.livejournal.com]

I'm probably not. I have no money and am still suffering from not-leaving-house-much syndrome.

[reddragdiva]

well, meh! We'll see how you are next time :-)

[girfan.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. And I'm the one who signed you in that first time!
;)

[valkyriekaren.livejournal.com]

I'm so goth I use black velvet tampons.

[siani-hedgehog.livejournal.com]

i'm so industrial i just rivet it closed.

[reddragdiva]

Which only enhanced my high opinion of you! ;-D

[ex-unagothae16.livejournal.com]

I'm wearing nothing while reading LJ, beta testing educational software, and playing Warcrack. I am also freshly showered (and bathe daily.)

[arkady.livejournal.com]

You win. :-)

[hairyears.livejournal.com]

I sit here at the 'puter, just got home from the City and it's past midnight: I am dressed in an elegant white shirt, the perfect black suit, black tie, black shoes, long black coat hanging over the back of the chair, and I contemplate the extermination of humanity. I am not An Goth.

[reddragdiva]

g*th!

[ex-unagothae16.livejournal.com]

Not A Goth or GAF...either way ;)

[hairyears.livejournal.com]

A hint: picture Ned Flanders without the moustache.